I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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