fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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