My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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