ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You can't special order awesome
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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