Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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