i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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