Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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