So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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