I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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