GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Randomize
