Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Randomize
