my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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