That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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