can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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