Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
as a side note pls kill me
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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