found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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