youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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