Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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