I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
do herpes really smell.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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