I think I am morally bankrupt
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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