i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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