I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
is it fun? or sober?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
