Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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