he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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