just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
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