we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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