He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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