Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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