I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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