Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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