I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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