i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Can you bring me the toilet please
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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