Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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