we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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