Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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