I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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