Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I need moral support for this bender
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Someone signed my nipple.
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