no you cant smoke seaweed
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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