You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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