so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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