how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She even gives head with a lisp.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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