you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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