I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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