redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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