That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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