Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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