were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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