I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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