we're blogging at a bar
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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