Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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