shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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