Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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