life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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