have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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