the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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