Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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