READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I believe in your delicious
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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