Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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