How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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