I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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